They say there’s a card nowadays for every occasion.  I’ve looked and I don’t believe this to be true.

Here are a few Hallmark ideas for life’s awkward moments…

On the front of the card is a picture of a frog wearing a tiny crown.

Open up the card…

No matter how much we make out I’m never going to be what you want me to be.

I slept with your sister.

*****

On the front of the card is a picture of Mr. Roper listening at the swinging kitchen door.

You overheard me correctly…

Open up the card…

My kidnapping was faked so I could extort your father to pay off my massive gambling debts.

*****

On the front of the card is a couple embracing.

Last night was so special, so raw, so pure…

Open up the card…

And this morning I’m feeling really guilty about not telling you I have AIDS.

*****

Add your own Awkward Moments ideas in the comments!

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