Posted on March 29, 2009 at 10:20 am by Lee
Taken from a “Lee is keeping” Google search, here are ten things I am currently keeping.
1. The secret of Casey’s guilt.
2. His distance.
3. The lid on.
4. Zarek as vice-president.
5. The faith.
6. His mind off hitting home runs.
7. Mum about plot points.
8. An eye on the Dawgs.
9. It real.
10. His focus on the immediate future and says he has no thoughts of where he will go when he leaves high school in two or three years time
What are you keeping?
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Posted on February 21, 2009 at 6:46 am by Lee
They say there’s a card nowadays for every occasion. I’ve looked and I don’t believe this to be true.
Here are a few Hallmark ideas for life’s awkward moments…
On the front of the card is a picture of a frog wearing a tiny crown.
Open up the card…
No matter how much we make out I’m never going to be what you want me to be.
I slept with your sister.
*****
On the front of the card is a picture of Mr. Roper listening at the swinging kitchen door.
You overheard me correctly…
Open up the card…
My kidnapping was faked so I could extort your father to pay off my massive gambling debts.
*****
On the front of the card is a couple embracing.
Last night was so special, so raw, so pure…
Open up the card…
And this morning I’m feeling really guilty about not telling you I have AIDS.
*****
Add your own Awkward Moments ideas in the comments!
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Posted on September 12, 2008 at 7:07 pm by Lee
Re: today’s date.
Ah, thank you. Thank you very much.
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